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I am parting ways with my Audio Kitchen Fake Plastic Trees. If you are looking at this, you probably already know that Steve Crow at Audio Kitchen doesn't just build pedals—well, he builds "Class A valve amplifiers in a box.""While Audio Kitchen is legendary for their valve work, the Fake Plastic Trees is a masterclass in solid-state engineering. It perfectly captures the sag, compression, and chime of a cranked Class A amp without the fragility or maintenance of actual valves. It's built like a tank and fits perfectly onto a standard 9V pedalboard setup."Whether you want a subtle harmonic lift or that iconic, saturated British growl, it responds to your touch and volume knob like nothing else on my board.- From a smoke-free home  Includes:- Original box  - Original packaging  Why I’m selling:I've got so many pedals and this is not getting enough use. It deserves to be used. Postage:Will be well packaged and shipped securely.Any questions, feel free to ask.Why this one?Condition: It is in absolute mint condition. No velcro on the base, no gig-wear—just pristine.Complete: Comes with the original box and all the Audio Kitchen charm included.Pedigree: Hand-built in London and notoriously hard to find without a waitlist.I’ve had this pedal in a smoke-free home studio, but I’m consolidating some gear to fund a new guitar project. I’ll probably regret letting this go, but it deserves to be on a board where it’s getting played every day!Key Features:- High-quality preamp circuit (non-valve)  - Highly touch-responsive and dynamic  - Ideal for tone shaping, recording, or live use  - Boutique build quality  Condition:- Mint – no marks or wear  - Fully working, no issues  - From a smoke-free home  Shipping:I will pack this incredibly securely and send it via fully insured, tracked courier to ensure it reaches you in the same perfect condition it’s leaving me.